Otherwise, we’re happy for Colin Jost, who will probably get to accompany Johansson on some exotic location shoots. If all of these proper nouns add up to exciting news for you, we’re happy for you. Ghosted will be directed by Rocketman’s Dexter Fletcher, and penned by the writing team behind Deadpool and Zombieland. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson have signed on to an upcoming Apple TV+ film called Ghosted, which will be in “the vein of Romancing the Stone ,” but which is clearly already missing the point by having an annoying millennial-speak name instead of a fun throwback one. Hollywood is ready to make “high-concept romantic action adventure,” that brilliant hybrid genre that combines our twin loves of derring-do and smooching, a thing again. Marta and Ransom, on screen together again! Here’s hoping that there’s a little less vomit involved this time. The new casting will make this romantic action adventure a Knives Out reunion instead of a Marvel one.

In addition to starring, de Armas is stepping on board as an executive producer, while Evans is set to serve as a producer. Deadline reports that the film aims to start production in February 2022, which conflicted with Johansson’s schedule. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Ana de Armas will be replacing Scarlett Johansson as Chris Evans’s co-star in Ghosted. But now, theyre about to stare down the most terrifying. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. If he did, hed kick their ever-living ass. Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) doesnt have fears. Update, Friday, December 3 at 7:26 p.m.: That’s a no-go on ScarJo. Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has made a habit of running from what scares him.

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